Host Profile: VNU (ex)

VNU (vee-en-you), now known as Wumbos, was the greatest host of all time. He currently holds the record for longest recruit of Cora Dyce, and is the only host to hold the title 'Permanent Recruit'. "I got the idea from Dubiously, it's sad to see he's moved onto bigger and better things." Said VNU during the widely broadcasted T.V show 'RuneScape's Greatest Hosts'.

VNU was de-ranked for luring noobs. It was, and in some cases still is, a common misconception that he used his prestigious recruit rank in Cora Dyce to persude noobs into telegrabbing 10k in red portal. "I didn't... I swear. Nobody knew the truth but made false accusations. The story was twisted more times than a pig on a spitroast...", said VNU, almost crying on the hit T.V show "RuneScape's Greatest De-Ranked Hosts".

May the legacy of VNU live long and prosper.

-Written by Paradyce, with credit to my english tutor for fixing up the hundreds of gramatical errors.

To be continued...